Big Balls
"Big dick." I told the garage door opener man, who smelled of tamales, but in a good way.
He looked back at me, confused, and I'm sure slightly scared.
"Big dick." I repeated.
He shook his head, started to say something, then stopped, looking confused.
"Big dick would be an awesome garage door opener code." I explained. "For when my wife has to punch it in."
The garage door opener man who smelled of tamales, but in a good way, smiled nervously and nodded, I'm sure, politely.
"Let's do it." I said.
"I'm sorry sir. The code can only be numbers."
"Shit." I said.
The garage door opener man who smelled of tamales, but in a good way, shifted from foot to foot nervously, and said, "You have a code. I push this, and you put it in, I turn my back."
"Ok," I said. If you're sure I can't make it big dick."
"I'm sorry, sir. Only numbers."
"Me too." I said punching the code in, then added, "And don't you peak."
Until I BLOG again...The biggest balls of them all.
He looked back at me, confused, and I'm sure slightly scared.
"Big dick." I repeated.
He shook his head, started to say something, then stopped, looking confused.
"Big dick would be an awesome garage door opener code." I explained. "For when my wife has to punch it in."
The garage door opener man who smelled of tamales, but in a good way, smiled nervously and nodded, I'm sure, politely.
"Let's do it." I said.
"I'm sorry sir. The code can only be numbers."
"Shit." I said.
The garage door opener man who smelled of tamales, but in a good way, shifted from foot to foot nervously, and said, "You have a code. I push this, and you put it in, I turn my back."
"Ok," I said. If you're sure I can't make it big dick."
"I'm sorry, sir. Only numbers."
"Me too." I said punching the code in, then added, "And don't you peak."
Until I BLOG again...The biggest balls of them all.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?! Poor garage door opener man who smelled of tamales, but in a good way.
ReplyDeleteAnd when I type, "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!", please take it as a compliment. BECAUSE, as I read your *stories*, I have a picture in my mind and usually find myself laughing - out loud - or crying - inside.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I really liked your Bill entry too. Good stuff.
Sincerely,
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